We're coming up on that time of year when everyone is either spending gobs of money on overpriced merchandise and dragging their mates off to expensive dinners as a lead up to unfulfilling sex, or else wishing they had someone to do all that with. Fellas, wouldn't it be nice if we could just bypass all that out-of-pocket pretense and just get down to the sex? Well, perhaps model Nicole Neal and this selection of Ann Summers lingerie could help you there. Of course, the snag is that your wife or girlfriend might not look as good as Nicole in these outfits, but does that really matter guy? She may not be or might never have been the prettiest belle at the ball, but it's not like you're a George Clooney or Ryan Gosling either. Hit that shit like a madman anyway. Don't invest in a bunch of crap that's going to get put in the trash in a few days. Invest in that ass instead. And when the two of you collapse all sweaty, stanky and satisfied, you can thank your pal Droz for reminding you what the true spirit of the season is supposed to be - getting some. Happy holidays indeed.
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