Looking at these images of Katy Perry introducing her wax figure to Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas fill me up with questions and wishes. One of those wishes is that this statue is being fast-tracked for wholesale distribution, and I can simply ask for it next Christmas. And if not, how many years in prison would I get for burglarizing a wax museum in Las Vegas, Nevada? Is there real, edible chocolate in Katy's wax breastesses? Unfortunately, the statue is about a foot shorter than the real Katy as you can see, which means either the designer screwed up big time, or the statue is so hot it's already beginning to melt. Some may find these statues creepy, but what I find creepier are the parents who dress their young daughters up in cupcake and film reel bras when they meet Katy. Yes, there were some included at this event, but I'm not showing them here. Not this time. It makes sense for Katy Perry to wear silly outfits that emphasize her boobs, because she has 'em. At least wait for your kid to blossom before making the entire world feel uncomfortable. Please? Thanks.
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