Tuesday 19 March 2013

Debby Ryan is legally, lethally redheaded in leather


Former Disney starling, Debby Ryan is working on releasing her first solo album. While she too has the young face of say, Sarah Hyland, she's older than she looks, even if there are probably a number of you who think 19-years old is still not all that old. Unfortunately for any of you who might be thinking about trying her music out, Ryan is describing it as being "like Taylor Swift." Then again, she also attempts to compare it to Mumford & Sons, which is only suitable for those douches who like to comment about members of that band being whiny and getting their periods like Taylor Swift does. Although, when I allow myself to think about crazy shit like that, I find myself believing that Taylor Swift doesn't have a menstrual cycle. Otherwise, we would have heard a song about it already and how it let her down. Being MEN and all... (Sorry, Tay, you went into Jordan Sparks territory when you bagged on Tina Fey & Amy Poehler when they suggested jokingly that you needed to stay away from Michael J Fox's son and go have some "me time.")






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