Katherine Webb is still looking for creative ways to fall into water

Sports announcer sexual fantasy fodder Katherine Webb is still doing training for her diving show Splash (I can't believe that is a real thing that's happening) in LA, though this time she seems to be doing a lot more bending over for various reasons. I can see what Musburger was all excited about. Girl is fun to look at. Having hotties like Katherine getting wet seems like a good idea, but this show's plan seems to be about creating a bait & switch situation with their contestants. You'll get to see Katherine giving us a look down her suit, but then folks like a ballooned Nicole Eggert, or worse, a mostly unclothed Louie Anderson (I wont make you look at that) will follow. Basically, it's the first few episodes of every season of American Idol, only with diving boards. So now, instead of idiots singing badly before a panel of assholes, it's fat celebs falling clumsily into water and tits popping out of wet bathing suits. And they bother to ask me why my TV is hardly ever on anymore.

It's the tail end of the week, time for some random butt action

I find it amusing whenever someone gets the flu and describes themselves as feeling "like ass." See, as much as I like a pair of nicely shaped, well-proportioned breasts, it's the ass which is the more curious part of the feminine anatomy. The hand-drawn Valentine's heart was based on the shape of a woman's buttocks. You can see it in the roundness of the butt cheek, the indentation of the spine along the lower back. The "tramp stamp" tattoo makes a lot of sense: it brings attention to the rear. Rump shakin', earth quakin'.... booties are bountiful, lovely and a damn great way to put an end to the week, wouldn't ya say?

Jacqueline Oloniceva is very nice, ya?

A 5'9" Latvian beauty who has been slowly gaining steam as a popular choice for lingerie modeling, including this spread for Agent Provocateur, Jacqueline Oloniceva has perhaps the most apt name in the modeling biz. Looking at these outrageous bits of lace that are supposed to pass for underthings is made so much more pleasant when you can gaze at 28-year old, green-eyed beauty. I don't know all too much about her and while I'm sure that if I took more time to track down personal information on her, I could.... I just wanna look at the pictures, dig?

Rachel Korine, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez premiere Spring Breakers in Paris

For what seems like centuries, we've been reporting images from the set of and the bikini clad pictures of the babes from SPRING BREAKERS. With a cast that consistsof some of the hottest young stars today, from  Rachel Korine to Ashley Benson who has currently been rocking the fourth season of Family Channel's "Pretty Little Liars," to the ex-girlfriend of Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, certainly making a name for herself outside of her former Canadian pop-prince fuck-buddy, to the ever interesting and constantly hacked, Vanessa Hudgens, the women of this movie, along with their corn-rowed co-star, James Franco are making a splash in Paris, France before heading over to the states for the movie's March 22nd premiere. The fans there seem to be just as rabid as their American counterparts, asking for autographs and trying to get candid images of the cast. Personally, I can't think of a better combo of 4 of the most interesting young women these days. Each of them has their own unique aura and as a whole, I guarantee that this movie we've been waiting forever for is going to be well worth its ticket price.