RUMER WILLIS CONTINUES TO TRY AND MANIPULATE YOUR HEARTS INTO LOVING HER

As much as it pains me at times to post images of Rumer Willis, knowing that her haters will come out in full force and feed upon visage as if vultures ravaging the spilled guts of a dead animal, I at least restrained myself from including images of her with her boyfriend, Jayson Blair. The dude was dressed up poolside at the Marquee Dayclub in Las Vegas on Saturday, looking like he was modeling his douchiness after Scott Disick. As far as mocking Rumer's fashion choices, I can't. Her mother was traditionally well-known for doing these weird ensembles (remember the Oscar dress with shorts? Of course you do!) so she's falling down that family tree. With the facial features of Bruce Willis, who happens to be what I think is an exceptionally well-aged, handsome man, it unfortunately distracts from the fact that Rumer has a long, lithe figure that is quite enviable. One of these days, I do hope she