Monday, 8 April 2013

AUDRINA PATRIDGE

There has to be a market for them or at some point, the people behind the SCAR MOVIE 5 franchise, and I'm talking about the financial backers, not the people writing, making or starring in these flicks, would have decided to buy a clue instead. The movies are constantly knocked for being crappy and yet they're still around. Sorta like one of their stars, this week's Hot or Not pick.

Audrina Patridge


I was too young to realize that "Remote Control," was the show that would kill the video music channel. It was bright, shiny and filled with reprehensibly raunchy funniness. (Many thanks to Ken Ober for being that game show host with the wry twinkle in his eye.) And I'm too old to have been in the demographic to which "The Hills" caters to. Audrina Patridge got her start on what was (or wasn't?) a reality show and has been popping up repeatedly ever since.


Like most of the stars of the "reality programming" on MTV, once Patridge went through her plastic surgery initiation, she was integrated into the annals (TWO Ns! TWO Ns!) of realitards who get to appear on all manner of supposed "celebrity" shows, including her stint on "Dancing with the Stars," and various other reality-based shows which used her a judge or participant to hopefully leak her fans over to their new programming.


The way that Patridge looks troubles me. I wonder what she would look like with less plasticity to her. I am distracted by her eyes, which always appear to be hovering in an upward drift. (I've seen other sites refer to Audrina as "Ceiling Eyes.") Would her body look all that great without the boobs and the spray tans and the waxings, pluckings, peelings and splashes of chemical additives? When you have to try too hard to look hot, doesn't that defeat the system of actually BEING hot?
What do you think of Audrina Patridge?




1 comment :

  1. Audrina Patridge looked absolutely amazing in the pictures you posted. Audrina at her best was unique in Hollywood for her shapely curves and enviable cleavage. She made any fashion she wore look better by giving it shape and sass. But you must not have seen her lately. You got your wish. Sadly she doesn't look anything like this anymore. Post drastic reduction Audrina often appears flattened and shapeless, just another ordinary Hollywood waif. Her remaining great long hair and brilliant smile aren't enough! Audrina's curves and cleavage are sorely missed! When she employs a good padded push-up bra or bikini top she can still look celebrity-amazing. Unfortunately she appears more often shapeless, in high necklines and dowdy style, making her old before her time. Shapely, sassy, style icon Audrina Patridge was phenomenal while she lasted. Nasty people like you forced her to take it all away and we're left with a once hot 20-something Hollywood new star looking like a 40-something plain jane.

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