Jennifer Lawrence's new movie looks good

Jennifer Lawrence is currently filming her as yet untitled David O. Russel movie about the ABSCAM sting operation in the 1970s, which if you didn't know, was an elaborate FBI sting operation intended to bust various corrupt government officials taking bribes from underworld figures. That's your history lesson for today, now back to Jennifer's tits. Looks like they came pretty close to falling out as she exited her ride to the set. Dammit, where's a wardrobe malfunction when you need it? Why is it that titties seem to only flop out on those you really don't care to see having a titty flop out? Meanwhile, those we really would like to see slip out of their dresses always seem to have their racks perfectly encapsulated within some inexplicably titty controlling attire all times. This is some bullshit right here. Anyway, you'll hear more about this tale of government corruption 9 months from now when they get finished holding it back for Oscar season. Then you'll hear about it again shortly there after when Jennifer is nominated for her performance in it. They should just bring her the Oscar trophy now. She doesn't even need to finish the movie. We already know what's going to happen.

For those who enjoyed the first go-around, here's more of Hayden Panettiere's bikini booty

So it appears a bikini-clad Hayden Panettiere isn't everyone's cup of tea. Hey, I get it, some of us are Coke people and others are Pepsi people (and many of us are whiskey on the rocks people). I won't deny the irrationality of Hayden's obvious boob job, because it was a silly move on her part. One would think she'd want to steer clear of making any changes to her body, as it hasn't exactly been holding back her career so far. In my defense, I'm a lot more fascinated by the other end of Hayden, which fortunately takes the spotlight in today's set of Beth Cooper bikini candids. Even the swimsuit itself seems to be designed to showcase dat ass, and not so much the silicon twins like yesterday. I know some of you have had experiences, or have heard things regarding Hayden's "snotty" attitude, but I have an experience of my own. I actually sat literally right next to Hayden when she was presenting a musical act at an award show. She was very polite to me, despite seeming stressed out over memorizing her lines, which they'd changed at the last minute. Maybe I got lucky to see the lighter side of her, or maybe somebody caught her at a bad moment and blew it out of proportion, and that's how those "snotty" rumors got started. Personally, I still dig her, and if there's one thing that rustles my jimmies, it's that she keeps on dating sasquatches. Regardless of the naysayers, I know some of you still enjoyed yesterday's round of bikini shots. So without further adieu, I present you with some more invincible cheerleader ass...

Jennie Garth takes her bikini body on vacation before her 41st bday tomorrow

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GEMMA ARTERTON SEES THE SIGHTS WHILE WE SEE HER SIGHTS

Gemma Arterton was wandering around LA the other day, looking like one of those tourists I've seen around these parts with the audio walking tours, stumbling down the sidewalk trying not to get run over as they hear about the mansion that used to be on the corner where a Burger King now sits. Either that or a Floyd song came on her phone just as the acid kicked in. I'm surprised Gemma doesn't get a lot more shit about her body. Or perhaps a better word would be "relieved" that she does get any shit, because Gemma is exactly how I would have her be. Nice, full thighs and butt, wrapped in some tight ass pants with a sheer top. These English women, they really know the value of a curvy body. They help them survive all those freezing cold English summers.

KRYSTEN RITTER IS ONE SEXY BAREBACKED

I've had an unintentional, unconventional crush on Krysten Ritter ever since she OD'd on "Breaking Bad". You might think that's weird and gross, but any actress who's willing to give it her all in a sequence like that deserves some kudos, especially if they were halfway decent-looking to begin with. Or maybe I'm just weird and gross. Still, there's no denying that Ritter's hotness has its shining moments, like her appearance at the "Don't Trust the B… in Apt 23" premiere party over the weekend, where she wore a dress that didn't hide her torso vey well. I highly doubt any of the other attendees were complaining about Krysten's dress, unless it was due to the absence of her belly-button, who couldn't make it that night due to scheduling conflicts. Her bare back, however, caught a cab just in time to escort her. Let's hope Krysten's cleavage isn't too hungover to make the next event.

DOUTZEN KROES EXPERIENCES ONE OF THE (UN)FORTUNATE DRAWBACKS TO BRINGING THE KIDS TO THE BEACH

It's been awhile since I had to look after any little kids, but one thing I remember about the process was that it's basically nothing but constant bending over. You're always having to bend over to pick them up or clean them off or turn them around. They're short little pains in the ass who busy themselves most of the day with finding ways to potentially get themselves killed in any number of gruesome ways, from drinking bleach to sticking metal in electric sockets to swallowing sharp, pointy things. A parent's job is to bend over and grab these little suicide machines before they do themselves in. Just one more reason I'm so glad I never had kids, as I think more than an afternoon of chasing rug rats around, attempting to thwart their inadvertent attempts at harakiri, would exhaust me to the point of resignation to their death wishes, just for a moment's peace. Thankfully Doutzen Kroes is a better guardian than I am. Unfortunately for her, but fortunate for us, she must have forgot about all those bending over duties when she put on the bikini that rides up the ass. Either that or she's the coolest mom ever. That kid's going to have lots of friends when he gets older.

BLURRY BECKINSALE BIKINI BUTT PART II: THE HOTTENING

Kate Beckinsale is still down in Cabo and still sporting the bikinis while relaxing in lounge chairs by the water. Only this time it would seem that Kate has gotten wise to the dudes with zoom lenses hiding in the brush. Normally such discoveries would prompt some sort of attempt at concealment on the part of the scrutinized hottie. Not for an awesome dame like Kate though. Nah, she just gets up and starts playing with her bikini bottoms, toying with us in the greatest of ways and laughing off the ploy with her fellow loungers. How awesome is that? What does she care? There's not a square centimeter on her body that isn't lusted after by the whole world? She's gonna flaunt that shit while she's still got it. Just one more reason to give Kate all your love and affection.