Now that the last class of Disney Prick Tease Academy has graduated into maturity with their bikini bank robbery movie, the mouse network is in dire need of new ways to get pubescent blood pumping to all the right places. Enter Bella Thorne, making a not-so-subtle attempt to establish herself to the celebrity media with some decidedly non-childlike attire in the park. The Shake It Up! star is just what your average Disney tween show is looking for - under aged in numbers only. If you saw this girl walking down the street, you'd probably have no idea that she hasn't even reached the minimum age of consent in most places in North America. You'd be just like douchenozzle there, offering up your services to her pre-run stretching routine.
I'm normally inclined to avoid mention of the under aged hotties around here, for the sake of not objectifying them before their time. Honestly though, I can't see what this girl has left to develop as far as physical maturity goes. I'd say she's pretty much established at this point. All that's left is to wait for that arbitrary age when we're allowed to publicly proclaim our desires. Until then, let's all admire this fine, upstanding young lady in a completely platonic manner.
I'm normally inclined to avoid mention of the under aged hotties around here, for the sake of not objectifying them before their time. Honestly though, I can't see what this girl has left to develop as far as physical maturity goes. I'd say she's pretty much established at this point. All that's left is to wait for that arbitrary age when we're allowed to publicly proclaim our desires. Until then, let's all admire this fine, upstanding young lady in a completely platonic manner.
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