Sophie Turner, something, something, ass, something, something

No clever titles required. When Sophie Turner shows up, you know what you're going to get - ass, and plenty of it. Even when she's doing the relatively mundane task of paying for parking or strolling through the park, you still get tons of ass wrapped up tight in sexy shit. Girl probably went in for her many surgeries wearing a thong and 6-inch pumps. Obvious attempts at sexual arousal aside, there are a few things about Sophie that aren't so obvious or understood. For instance, she doesn't speak with an Australian accent, despite having been born and raised there. I guess if you spend enough time in a foreign land you pick up the local accents, but usually there's a residual something in the voice. Girl sounds like every woman I know from California. Not a trace of her homeland in her voice. Does she forsake her roots for the California chickie dialect? No way to know. More surprising than that is the fact that Sophie is technically a lawyer. It's true, girl got a law degree from UCLA last year, which I guess means Sophie is thinking of something to fall back on in the future when her ass can no longer defy gravity. Anyone want to be represented by Sophie? At least you'd go into it knowing that, whatever the verdict, you're going to get off.