Who is Kimberly Garner and when can we hook up?

Those of you who live in the UK might have some idea. There really ridiculously good-looking Kimberly Garner seems to have popped out of nowhere, but apparently she was a cast member in the latest series of E4's "Made In Chelsea". It's yet another English reality drama, but that's about as much info as I can get regarding that. However, I did discover that Kimberly worships at the Holy Trinity Brompton at least once a week (I knew that midriff had to be an act of God). She's also the daughter of millionaire property developers, and has already broken into the business herself, revamping top-of-the-market houses. Next, she plans to make her mark in the fashion industry, and considering the good lord blessed her with a perfect body, she'll probably have done that by tomorrow. In other words, she's way too hot and successful for anybody to even think of pursuing her. So let's all gather around to stare at her ass, and we'll just consider that a minor victory, okay?

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore have a beach day. Where's Lucy Liu?

The only thing missing from these photos of Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz at the beach in Mexico is the other third of the CHARLIE'S ANGELS hotties, Lucy Liu. The inclusion of Liu would've given us a great opportunity to compare and contrast the Angels just over 12 years since the first film was released (can you believe it's been that long?). I'm not going to make harsh judgements, since it's been a long time since we've seen Barrymore sensually licking that steering wheel, and Diaz shaking her ass in those Spider-man underpants. Cameron actually looks pretty damn good for 40, so I wouldn't pass up another opportunity to see her in that morning outfit. I must also say, I would like to see Drew more often, just to know she's still alive more than anything else. I'll leave it up to you schmoes whether or not Charlie should put these angels into early retirement. What do ya think?

Rachel Weisz looks a little cold in a hot red dress for Esquire

What do you guys think? Is Rachel Weisz the hottest 42-year-old on the planet? I don't think she's got many rivals for that position. This woman is just dripping with sticky sweet sensuality from every pore in her body, as exemplified by this latest spread for Esquire UK. I can't think of anything I don't find totally enrapturing about Rachel. Shall we go through the list? First and foremost, well, just look at the woman. You really don't need to consider anything else beyond that, but there's actually more. She's a great actress too and has a lot of fantastic movies to her credit. Add to that her reputation as a completely congenial, all around cool kind of gal and you got nothing by aces in my book. Hell, I even like her choice in husband. Girl married James Bond. That's pretty goddamn cool. Normally I'm content to hate the spouses of my beloved hottie desires with every ounce of my being, however I think an evening hanging out with Rachel and Dan would be a blast. Who wouldn't want to duck into one of those quaint little English pubs they got over there and get plowed on some dark bitter all night with the two of them? Yep, they're the ultimate cool couple.What do you guys think? Is Rachel Weisz the hottest 42-year-old on the planet? I don't think she's got many rivals for that position. This woman is just dripping with sticky sweet sensuality from every pore in her body, as exemplified by this latest spread for Esquire UK. I can't think of anything I don't find totally enrapturing about Rachel. Shall we go through the list? First and foremost, well, just look at the woman. You really don't need to consider anything else beyond that, but there's actually more. She's a great actress too and has a lot of fantastic movies to her credit. Add to that her reputation as a completely congenial, all around cool kind of gal and you got nothing by aces in my book. Hell, I even like her choice in husband. Girl married James Bond. That's pretty goddamn cool. Normally I'm content to hate the spouses of my beloved hottie desires with every ounce of my being, however I think an evening hanging out with Rachel and Dan would be a blast. Who wouldn't want to duck into one of those quaint little English pubs they got over there and get plowed on some dark bitter all night with the two of them? Yep, they're the ultimate cool couple.

Celebrating Korea's Independance Movement Day with some Korean Hotties

There are times when our dearest Schmoes have complained that we're a little too white-washed on this site, featuring only the select few women of other colors/ethnicities to be represented. Seeing as how back in March 1st of 1919, the Samil Movement, with its 33 key players, read aloud the words of Choe Nam-seon, declaring Independence for Korean citizens. Out of fear of riots, the initial reading was done at a more private location, but as word of the declaration passed through the country. Later on in that day, student Chung Jae-yong, reread the declaration aloud in a more public location, Pagoda Park, and a procession began, despite Japanese military police trying to stop it. For all of that, we now have the freedom to stare at gorgeous Korean women. (And in my case, the Korean men as well.)

Pictured here: Bang Eun Young, Cha Sun Hwa, Ha Ga Eun, Kim Ha Yul and Park Hyun Sun.

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens open their mouths really wide on a Spanish TV show

Life must be pretty crazy when you're Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens. Everywhere you go, anywhere in the world, you get swarmed with cameras and screaming, hyperventilating fans, and for what? For a sitcom about wizards and a high school musical. At least they seem to be enjoying themselves, traveling the world to promote their movie SPRING BREAKERS, appearing on weird-ass talk shows like this on in Madrid, Spain. The name of the show is "El Hormiguero", which is Spanish for "The Anthill". I don't know what usually goes on on the program, and apparently, neither do Selena or Vanessa. They seem to be playing with chemicals at the demand of an ugly puppet, but that's about as far as I can get before my head explodes. There's no telling why the other half of the BREAKERS quartet didn't appear on the show, nor if they would've wanted to. At least this further substantiates my theory that if you pair up Selena and Vanessa, sparks begin to fly.

VANESSA HUDGENS UNLEASHES HER INNER HIPPIE IN COSMO

I was almost certain SPRING BREAKERS would wind up being a guilty pleasure movie I would have to hide under my mattress along with my Olsen Twins collection HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, but lately it's looking to be more like a dark dramedy. I suppose when it comes to the director of GUMMO, you don't really know what to expect. Either way, as long as this movie is covered with sprinkles of T&A, I'm all for it! Call me a sucker for good girls gone bad, but it I'm very pleased that 3 of the 4 leading actresses in the movie are ex-Disney chicks. Personally, I'm mostly looking forward to a bikini-clad Vanessa Hudgens so long as she doesn't somehow ruin the movie It seems like in the real world, Vanessa's more of a hippie at heart than a party girl, which is a sentiment you might agree with after looking at these images from Cosmopolitan magazine.